Speeding OkamotiveAs the carriage shook under the weight of the heat rays, Mocha became frighteningly aware of the colossal and alien machine in front of her. Its metal skin flickered and distorted like liquid mercury as a loud humming emitted from within. Tendrils snaked out from the far side, barring the path to the next carriage and the train engine ahead.The door behind her swung open, and there stood the giraffe, her strong, powerful body framed by the doorway. She'd suffered a few bruises and grazes in fighting off the invaders, but she still had those come-to-bed eyes and seductive smile."Lookie what I found, honey," she said, flailing around a l
NaNoWriMo: OkapinappingThe hot pink convertible soared down the dusty road, a large cloud of smoke billowing out from its exhaust pipe. “You should be braking WHY AREN'T YOU BRAKING?” shrieked Mocha the okapi from the passenger seat.Even in the intense and downright dangerous atmosphere, Savannah the giraffe still managed to give her one of her deadpan glares. “You think I'm not trying that?” she said, but checked herself. “Someone cut the brakes. Fairly sure there's a bomb under the hood too,” she continued.Mocha's eyes managed to widen even wider. “WHYYYYYYYYYYY?” she howled, as her formerquiet life reading books in the middle of nowhere flashed before her eyes.“Let's just say I've made a lot of enemies,” Savannah replied. “You can't do the kindof thing I get up to without being noticed. Now GET OUT.”Savannah swung her head around and grabbed the scruff of Mocha's neck with her teeth. One powerful thrust later and the okapi w
FiM Annotated, part 1Disclaimer: again, this isn't a fanfiction! It is yet another reference guide from the cluttered mind of yours truly. Excelsior!The Summer Sun CelebrationOver a thousand years ago, Princesses Celestia and Luna worked together to rule the land of Equestria in harmony. That is, until Luna became jealous of Celestia because everypony was sleeping during her night. This says loads about Equestria: the day and night are not mandated by actual physics, but rather two super-powerful alicorns literally changing the time of day. This also suggests that the moon doesn't have a regular lunar cyc
The Age of PoniesNB: this is not a fanfiction! This is a reference guide to the relative ages of the main characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. This paragraph will help you to decide if this is a thing you want to read or not!This document would have looked a lot different before "The Cutie Mark Chronicles" came along and ruined changed everything, so I've had to have a bit of a mental rewrite. Which is to say, there is no draft to his list as I'm pretty much typing stream-of-conciousness style.Rainbow Dash"Hey, who are you gonna listen to: Applejack, or the pony who was first in her class to get a cutie m
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